A game I made
For a certain kind of person

To hurt them.

• Climb up an enormous mountain with nothing but a hammer and a pot.
• Listen as I make philosophical observations about the problem at hand.
• Between 2 and  hours of agonizing gameplay, depending. The median time to finish for my playtesters was 5 hours, but the mean was closer to .
• Lose all your progress, over and over.
• Feel new types of frustration you didn't know you were capable of.

1. Click start to begin.

2. Once you enter the game, use the left and right keys to operate the game, very simple left is to the left and right is to the right.

3. The ultimate goal of the game is to keep climbing up to the top.

4. The game sometimes needs to make full use of inertia, but the point is difficult to grasp and requires a lot of practice.

5. The secret of the game is really this: there is no other way to play it but to be familiar with it. It takes the average person about 5 hours to reach the top if they try repeatedly, a few minutes if they are an expert, or maybe a lifetime if you are handicapped.